ϟ Hannah. 18. 9/11 birthday. Pop punk tunes. New York City / Boston. Tea/Coffee/Caffeine. Breakfast food. Books on books on books. Cold weather. Netflix. Concerts. Feminist. Atheist. Writer. City girl. Introvert. Opinionated. Nap addict. Makeup enthusiast. Night owl. Apples to Apples champion. ISFJ.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
The only time a man has the absolute say in a pregnancy is if he’s carrying it.
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is